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glowcloud:

when ur trying to act chill

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ginger-snapping:

one time my mom and i dressed up as each other for halloween

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airrogance:

jinglebellsproutz:

airrogance:

how much cum do you think you would need to be able to take a 15 minute shower with?

showerheads flow about 2.5 gallons per minute so a 15 minute shower is 37.5 gallons

average amount of semen per ejaculation is .5 of a teaspoon and 48 teaspoons in a cup. so that’s 96 ejaculations per cup. 

16 cups in a gallon 

you’d need about 1,536 ejaculations worth

thanks!!!

(Source: airrogance)

cokestream:

*seductively flips leg hair* 

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

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h0llo:

catch me in ur bathroom drinkin out the faucet cuz I’m too embarassed to ask ur mom where the cups are